Seeing as he already practically lives here, my friend, Woy, asked me to build him a hut here. Please note that it has a doorbell and a shower : P And a cow… as his bodyguard… dont ask… it’s better for your sanity not to
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY BODYGUARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bodyguard says: “NIE WYSTAWIAJ JEZYKA BO CI KROWA NASIKA. A TA KROWA TO JA”
and adds “GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT, ESE? “
Just so you know. I blog here making use of the assumption that practically no-one will be reading this. Otherwise, I wouldn't put pure thoughts here. So go ahead and read (that's what it's here for after all), but don't judge the way I act by what I write. This is for ranting randomly, which I gladly do.
Written on my bedroom wall…
>Feigning ignorance out of habit
>Gravity - there's no escape
>Betrothed to a broken heart
>Why is it so hard...
>Area of zero disturbance
>Dreamline
Random word from the dictionary
So... I open my dictionary, put my finger down and find...
*drumrolls*
dissimulate - v. hide or disguise one's thoughts or feelings
/me grins
Like it Woy?
GORGEOUS !!
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED I WOULDN’T DRAW IT BETTER
And this sign is the bestEST
/me is sitting is his hut having nothing to do . .
/me is sitting in his hut waiting for . .
Ya know who girlie
/me grins
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY BODYGUARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bodyguard says: “NIE WYSTAWIAJ JEZYKA BO CI KROWA NASIKA. A TA KROWA TO JA”
and adds “GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT, ESE? “
/me puts a new high security lock in doors of his hut
/me bribes Woy’s bodyguard with a couple of hundred carrots to give her the combination/spare key of the new lock…. of course, Woy doesnt know this….
/my bodyguard ate carrots and gave away combination , . .
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(fake
Hm.
Your bodyguard is female, right?
Hm.
Don’t know. Im too scared to ask. .
/me is silently sitting in his hut thinking about something
He looks worried somehow ..
Lost in his thoughts . .
/me wonders what he is wondering about.
/me sighs “I’ma tell you . .later . . ”
/me sighs again and goes back to thinkin . .
/me waits for Woy to tell her….
/me wonders whether Woy is in his hut or whether he is on holiday or somethin…
/ME IS IN HIS HUT AND HIS ! ! BULL ! ! IS ALSO AROUND
/me is sitting in his hut and thinkin . . .
/me abandons his hut.
/me sighs the last time, last tear goes down his cheek . .
/me locks his hut’s doors
And he’s off to go . . .
/me knocks on the door
/me sighs
It was a great hut. Thanks.
/me releases his bodyguard and pays him for his loyal services
/me comes by a couple of times a month to give the place a thorough dusting and sweeping. Open the windows a little and all that.
/me plonks herself down on the steps in front of the door. She then sighs, and puts her head in her hands.
/me sighs again.
/me leans back and bangs her head against the door. Over and over.
Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud.
/me updates with the pic Woy asked her to.
/me sighs
All his