Hey all
So. This is my first proper post on this blog, the others were all construction notices or were brought over from Blogger. Now, for some ranting…
Pfft. I’m sure I’ve mentioned at some stage that I want an older brother. What? I haven’t mentioned it before? Well, now you know. I’ve always wanted an older brother. But pfft to that. Quite frankly, I have decided that there are more than enough guys around to irritate me as is.
This morning, I was still in bed around 11:30 due to my browsing and rping habits. Of course though, I can’t be left alone to sleep in peace can I? … There’s a knock on my door. Knowing that it’s Leon, I shout a very clear no. Which, of course, he ignores and he enters without further ado. Then, he has the cheek to ask whether I’m asleep.
There I am, in pajamas, with my hair wild, very barely awake, and he just strolls in there. So me, being very sweet, says “Well, um, duh. I am now.” He laughs and says he just wanted to say hello, sits down and tells me about the weather or something and walks out again.
Being the weird person that I am, I couldn’t go back to sleep again, so I got up, went to the mirror and started brushing my hair. The fact that he left my room doesn’t mean that he won’t come back in and, typically, he promptly does so. All I can say is that I am very thankful that it is winter here and that I was not wearing my summer pajamas…which are very… not lacey exactly, but…you get the idea.
Later, when I was more awake and in a better mood, he came back and we started chatting. He had picked up a small, golden ring outside that used to come on the top of a pipe or something and I jacked it from him first chance I got. He threatened to take the harmonica that lies on my desk when I wouldn’t give him the ring back, but of course he didn’t. So now I have a cute little ring that only comes up to my finger’s first joint. But it looks cool enough. 
I have decided that I really should go back to school. You see, school has two purposes:
1. To keep us all from turning into pleasantly numb vegetable (see previous posts) and
2. To keep us from figuring out how to overthrow the government and/or achievie world domination.
I was suffering from the former yesterday. Well, actually, suffer isn’t quite the right word. I enjoy it whole heartedly. And the latter today. Maybe not world domination just yet… but I was thinking about whether mercury could be used to induce insanity. I heard that from somewhere and I was wondering whether you would need continuous doses or just once-off. I mean, if you wanted to ruin someone in power’s reputation by making him seem crazy…Don’t worry though. Apparently, it doesn’t make you crazy, exactly, it just builds up inside you (since it’s a heavy metal or something) and then you eventually get cancer and die. After messing you up. Not that I was actually planning on using it even if it would have worked. I’m not that messed up. But now you see why school had better start pretty soon. Even though I love the whole go-to-bed-at-7-in-the-morning-and-get-up-at-12 thing. Pity it doesn’t work during school. But whatever. A lot safer that way.
Might post again later. After all, the night is still young. It’s only 11:30…
Your local Sarcastic Poet
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